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What's your favorite insult to use when casting Vicious Mockery?

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] mesamunefire 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh my god, I've watched that before but I never noticed the "are you winning son" reference! lmao thanks for reminding me of the music video too, it's excellent

[–] mesamunefire 6 points 1 week ago

YW! I just found it. So good. This guy has a couple of bangers!

[–] Pronell 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Can't you just tell us what it is and not send us to YouTube?

[–] SirSamuel 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dude it's a complete music video and you need the context. But since you asked:

"You're a short muthafucker and nobody likes you. Everybody says 'look how fuckin short that guy is' and it stops you from forming meaningful relationships. When you were born everybody thought you were just a head, but then the doctor said 'wait this tiny fuckin short-ass baby got a tiny little body and I hate it' " persistent flute music

But ya know, lemme give you one of my favorite vicious mockery

You're a whiny bitch that complains when people contribute to the conversation in a format you don't like and everyone is too polite to tell you that your presence drags down every conversation you're a part of. The world would be slightly more enriched if you would just shut your goddamn mouth for five seconds and appreciate people for what they bring to the table.

[–] cannedtuna 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“Your attack lands and absolutely shatters the mind of OP. You perceive the OP was so whiney because it was a child.”

[–] SirSamuel 13 points 1 week ago

I loot the body

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

You're a whiny bitch that complains when people contribute to the conversation in a format you don't like and everyone is too polite to tell you that your presence drags down every conversation you're a part of.

That's a lot of false consensus, right there.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

It's a whole experience not just a line. It's a link to a Tom cardy video where he sings about vicious mockering a short guy so hard he dies.

[–] mememuseum 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"You're too ugly to get head at a glory hole."

[–] pirating 1 points 1 week ago

Holy crap, that's really good.

[–] agent_nycto 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Something something elderberries something done to death Monty Python.

There someone said it so now no one else has to.

[–] pirating 2 points 1 week ago

Thanks for taking one for the team.