ADHD memes

I have timers/alarms for everything. At least one hundred.

What drink?

I didn't forget but I put it all the way in the back to speed up the process and ended up with a slushy

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

Bonus points if it's contained in a pressurized aluminum can.

Expect: "What the heck was that boom?!"

I hope it was seltzer instead of soda.

Man, I've done that so many times. Another one is, "I'll set this important object in this random place while I go do a side-errand. When I'm done I'm sure I will somehow remember where I left it, even though this has never worked before."

Thank you

This is me, but with my bong. :(

our sink is close to the stove.
It has a extentable head.
It can be used to fill a pot thats already on the stove.
sometimes this takes more than 3 seconds for large pots.
so you can just hang the head of the faucet in the pot for half a minute, the hose is just long enough.

Then you go and fetch mop and bucket, and dry socks.

every single time.

Hey sodas are great for that. If you're careful when you remove it, you can have a slushy in a can

Even better I'll just put for or five cans of this beer up here to cool faster.

If it’s the first one I never forget.