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[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's not a monopoly if we're in on it!

[–] Electricblush 20 points 2 days ago

If I own all the streets we don't need to bother with that tedious trading of properties.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No decent antitrust regulatory body would let this stand.

Of course, I doubt we'll have one under the incoming regime.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

There don't seem to be any in the world, at the moment.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 days ago

They said we were suppressing the competition. And to that I say: What competition?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago

embrace extend extinguish

[–] RoidingOldMan 16 points 2 days ago

How is this real life? This is obviously bad for customers.

[–] reddig33 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Studios shouldn’t own channels (streaming or broadcast).

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

That sounds dangerously like... dramatic pause

...regulation.

old timey orchestra hit

[–] NotMyOldRedditName 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Telecom's shouldn't own the service and the hardware either. Should all be MVN's