I don't want my Wikipedia page to say I have a big penis.
this post was submitted on 04 Jan 2025
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Wikipedia uses "citation needed".
It'll improve your joke to use the correct term.
The Streisand hack only works to strengthen false information already out there but i bet it does work and is a known strategy.
Just realized its practically guilt free cause you did all you could to stop the false information.
Look, having a big penis is not as beneficial as many would have you believe. Especially if your girl is petite...
Goldicock: bigger than average but not so big that it's incompatible with the people who want to use it.
Goldicock
excellent
Well there's no danger of that; Wikipedia has credibility requirements.
Rest assured then.
h0rni owns a very large rooster.
You'd need to earn yourself a page first, and I think one based on the smallness of your penis would be a good start.
Username checks out 💯😆
Sounded to funny to be true, but it do be true:
Wiki article -> Personal life -> citation 62 -> https://rollcall.com/2023/10/04/patrick-mchenry-speaker-pro-tempore-evolved/ -> quote is in there
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Has since been removed.
Every wikipedia page has its own little dictator. Is it you again, Wolverine XI?!
McHenry is a real asshole, I hope the fox is okay.
The fox had rabies. Sadly, it's definitely not ok.
At least having rabies is an excuse for some of his behaviors. A lot of politicians don't have a mind altering disease to blame their erratic behaviors on.
A lot of politicians don’t have a mind altering disease to blame their erratic behaviors on.
He looks like the fusion of Colonel Sanders and John Oliver.
Not relevant but it's sticking with me.
Oh no that's very relevant.
Patrick "Bitten by a rabid fox" McHenry
Given he's a congressman I'm sure it's more like Patrick "voted yay for the Rape The Orphans Act" McHenry.
The cover-up is worse than the uh crime.
Boooo, the lame-ass Wikipedians removed it.
This bitch Patrick McHenry done got bitten by a rabid McFox.