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[–] hOrni 92 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I don't want my Wikipedia page to say I have a big penis.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] CrayonRosary 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wikipedia uses "citation needed".

It'll improve your joke to use the correct term.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The Streisand hack only works to strengthen false information already out there but i bet it does work and is a known strategy.

Just realized its practically guilt free cause you did all you could to stop the false information.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look, having a big penis is not as beneficial as many would have you believe. Especially if your girl is petite...

[–] sploosh 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Goldicock: bigger than average but not so big that it's incompatible with the people who want to use it.

[–] Emerald 6 points 1 month ago

Goldicock

excellent

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Rest assured then.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Well there's no danger of that; Wikipedia has credibility requirements.

[–] idunnololz 3 points 1 month ago

h0rni owns a very large rooster.

[–] M137 2 points 1 month ago

You'd need to earn yourself a page first, and I think one based on the smallness of your penis would be a good start.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Username checks out 💯😆