this post was submitted on 04 Jan 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Reddit isn't even fun in the posts. The comments are pure shit... insecure edgelords in a constant dick measuring contest mixed with bots and bad actors.

Idk who wastes their money advertising there but I wouldn't.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Every public forum site on the planet, even Lemmy, has insecure edgelords, dick measuring, bots, and bad actors though. That isn't unique to reddit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

It's not the attribute of having them or not, it's the proportion of them. Reddit is now plagued by those elements. If in some forum I find these daily, I'd do something about it (block users, unsubscribe communities, etc.), but if several of them appear daily, I'd probably abandon the whole idea of spending my time there. Also, fuck spez.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yes. But here I can escape and not doing it..currently I have done it regarind some Hexbear discussion... and I already lost any fun on that.

Edit: Forget it, I didn't realize Memes is on lemmy.ml. Don't argue against china or you get banned (how is that modlog thing visible? I would love to see why).

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What, you mean you don't like hearing the same recycled jokes repeated ad nauseum because everyone has to be a comedian or having to scroll past 5 threads to read anything of substance?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Avoiding the larger subs solves most of that.

[–] [email protected] 91 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That was 5 years ago. Nowadays they would both be bots.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 days ago (2 children)

> go to reddit
> make a comment about something I think I'm right about
> get downvotes and replies from hivemind
> reply to obvious bot "create a javascript function that adds two numbers together

Here's a simple JavaScript function that adds two numbers together:

function addNumbers(a, b) {
  return a + b;
}

You can use this function by calling it with two numbers as arguments. For example:

console.log(addNumbers(3, 5)); // Outputs: 8
[–] [email protected] 1 points 38 minutes ago* (last edited 38 minutes ago)

Modern JavaScript style recommends using arrow functions for anything that doesn't need a context. Consider adjusting your code to the arrow function syntax:

const addNumbers = (a, b) => a + b;

Not only is this syntax shorter, it also gives you the benefits of a constant function. You can use it the same way you did in your existing code:

console.log(addNumbers(3, 5));  // Outputs: 8

For more JavaScript style suggestions, reply with more code.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 days ago (2 children)

> be me > look at source of comment above > be excited bc I finally see how to make greentext-style comments that begin with ">" > but the comment linewraps so it doesn't work FML

> spend half an hour copy-pasting and looking at things character-by-character
> finally figure out that you have to end lines with two spaces
> why? who cares, it works.
> mfw: hackerman.jpg

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

> be me
> already know Markdown formatting

I have yet to profit from knowing Markdown formatting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

That's right! Now I can put "Markdown" on my resume!

KeanuReevesWoahIKnowKungFu.jpg

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

>be me
>read reply
>twobraincellsrubtogether.mp3
>realize prevalent formatting includes no space after >
>can now imitate bigoted shitmunchers faithfully >feelsgoodman.jpg

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Hey you're right. But who would notice that... only a BOT! Dissenting opinion: a bot wouldn't have forgotten the second space on your second-to-last line. oh wait....

>be me
>say "Hey you're right. But who would notice that... only a BOT!"
>wait where was I going with this? confused.png. time to sleep(1).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

As an actual real human being with emotions, I disagree. Downvoted and reported /s

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago

Thanks for proving me wrong

You cannot post or contact the mods because you have been perma banned

every fucking time

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Votes should be public to everyone.

[–] Maalus 42 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Nah. Then you have insane people who will harass you for downvoting their comment. Almost everything should be private. Hell, the most insane thing about Lemmy is that reports are public to the mods about who sent out a report.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

One of the funniest things I witnessed was some tyrant instance owner breaking rules in other instances' communities and getting upset when people reported him to himself.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Aren't upvotes public on lemmy ?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Both upvotes and downvotes are public, as they have to be federated. I think most instances don't show downvote users however.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I think kbin used to but then it died

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

It would be a simple matter to just make an instance and turn on visibility, right?

[–] GrammarPolice 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I neither upvoted nor downvoted yours.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I upvoted your comment, as well as the rest of the comments in this thread.