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> be me > look at source of comment above > be excited bc I finally see how to make greentext-style comments that begin with ">" > but the comment linewraps so it doesn't work FML
> spend half an hour copy-pasting and looking at things character-by-character
> finally figure out that you have to end lines with two spaces
> why? who cares, it works.
> mfw: hackerman.jpg
> be me
> already know Markdown formatting
I have yet to profit from knowing Markdown formatting.
That's right! Now I can put "Markdown" on my resume!
KeanuReevesWoahIKnowKungFu.jpg
>be me
>read reply
>twobraincellsrubtogether.mp3
>realize prevalent formatting includes no space after >
>can now imitate bigoted shitmunchers faithfully >feelsgoodman.jpg
Hey you're right. But who would notice that... only a BOT! Dissenting opinion: a bot wouldn't have forgotten the second space on your second-to-last line. oh wait....
>be me
>say "Hey you're right. But who would notice that... only a BOT!"
>wait where was I going with this? confused.png. time to sleep(1).