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It’s Easter now, insist supermarkets (newsthump.com)
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[–] robocall 48 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I thought it was Valentine's day for the next 6 weeks

[–] TropicalDingdong 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In-spite of years of effort and marketing, companies are still uncertain as to whether or not its possible to profit from love.

[–] robocall 11 points 3 days ago

Hot single ladies in your area!

[–] ggppjj 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Supermarkets:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Because there's only one seasonal isle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So is that family planning aisle if you're in the mood

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Lol I like your style

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

There is non seasonal chocolate and flowers in addition to the contraceptive shelves, depending if your planning is for or against.