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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Because there's only one seasonal isle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So is that family planning aisle if you're in the mood

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Lol I like your style

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

There is non seasonal chocolate and flowers in addition to the contraceptive shelves, depending if your planning is for or against.