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[–] Eylrid 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want to do an insight check, is the square lying?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The square admits that it has been lying and it is, in fact, a tesseract/four-dimensional cube.

[–] Hextic 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It is in fact, a refugee from flatland.

https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/201

Running from a terrible regime. But just like that one episode of Doctor Who, it turns out they are a horrific terrorist!

They have deliberately does themselves with a virus that it’s going to turn every three dimensional, being into a two dimensional one. Under their control and therefore people take over the home dimensions!

Thank you so much for your comment!

Two dimensional mimics will, of course, feature into this adventure that I will not be writing because of chronic pain.

🙏❤️

[–] Hextic 3 points 1 year ago

Flatland was exactly what I was thinking of.

[–] TheSpookiestUser 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How big is the square though

Somehow both 5ft on each side and 5ft across the diagonal

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Oh HELL no!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] KpntAutismus 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You succeed.

How do you proceed to have sex with this living two dimensional object?

( take notes for science)

🧐

Ps. Living rectangles pass the Harkness test so it’s cool. They communicate telepathically.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/harkness-test

… shapes, but you can still figure out if they’re old enough and want to fuck.

[–] KpntAutismus 3 points 1 year ago

I don't know, I never thougt I'd get this far...

but since it's Telepathic, i guess i'm open for suggestions.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I feel this in my bones.

[–] kite 5 points 1 year ago

This is also every all-staff meeting my work has ever had.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

So clearly here they need to roll for initiative because that is clearly a Quadrone.

Seriously though, I find the biggest problem with puzzles is the GM explaining them. If there aren't pictures people are limited by their imagination so you get crazy ideas of what exactly is going on.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I roll a 3 on my investigation check. Do I get advantage since I have Darkvision?!

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