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[–] yogurtwrong 61 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I love how people put E=mc^2 everywhere

Like, why does Susan need that for a roating table? Unless the table is running on plutonium of course

[–] Klear 41 points 3 days ago

It's built to withstand rotations at relativistic speeds. Engineering around the Ehrenfest paradox is no mean feat!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago

It's right next to 1+2=3 though so they's something for readers of all ability!

[–] dadGPT 8 points 3 days ago

if you turn it fast enough you can go back in time.

[–] minkymunkey_7_7 3 points 3 days ago

Side quest, jotted notes for another project later.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Well now I have to look up why it’s called a lazy Susan in the first place

The Wikipedia article can’t pinpoint the origin of the name, says that it’s likely lost to history

[–] dohpaz42 109 points 3 days ago

Typical Susan. Too lazy to even get proper recognition.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Ohw fiddlesticks. I would’ve loved learning the origin story. 🙄

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Careful how quickly you spin them.

Maybe don't ask how I know.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 days ago

Spin it fast enough and everyone gets a serving of something. It's the ultimate potluck meal serving system.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

We all know cus we all done it.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

We can be the change.

Embrace alliteration.

From now on, it's the Smart Susan.

[–] krashmo 11 points 3 days ago

Super Smart Susan's Stupendous Serving System™

I think I over-did it

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 3 points 3 days ago

Sedentary Susan.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

Laziness is the mother of invention.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

I like lazy susans. It's a good invention, I love spinning it in chinese restaurants

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The original design had voice recognition and shot out a blade to cut the person who said the phrase 'Lazy Susan'

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

The flamethrower mode is activated when you say that

[–] MehBlah 14 points 3 days ago

That was the moment Susan knew she wanted to kill someone.

[–] LovableSidekick 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

true fact: the Lazy Susan was invented by Hedy Lamarr after she invented the Internet, but Susan Hayward took credit for it.

[–] Anticorp 4 points 3 days ago

It's twue! It's twue!