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[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The backend dev has seen into the depths of COBOL and JCL that keep the world from imploding.

And the code looked back.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Holy shit, it's been a few years since I haven't seen these mentioned but I do not miss it.

[–] SkunkWorkz 4 points 3 weeks ago

Whoever fights bugs should see to it that in the process he does not become a bug

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago

They're about to drive the van off the bridge aren't they.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I’ll take some of the backend dev.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

As in, you are a backend dev, you'd like to be a backend dev, or do you just find her hot?

On an unrelated note she is my latest unrealistic transition goal

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Really really hot lmao.

I believe in you!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

But if I explain it, it won’t be as funny.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Something something her backend something something

[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Thats the same joke as i made last time this meme was posted

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

No, you didnt.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

There is no problem if both of these people are sane and are getting sane, non conflicting direction from those interested parties who are not involved in the software design.

Ha! Hahaha.

Hahahahahaha.

Oh, I made myself sad.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

🤔 the black hair girl looks familiar, can't place her though

[–] BleatingZombie 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think the same thing every time I see this picture. Good news: I think I figured it out. Bad news: I think she looks like my librarian from elementary school, so I doubt that's why she looks familiar to you, haha

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

That's weird 🤔

EDIT: I'm actually wondering if I've seen this picture before used for something else, I am now scouring my memes folder to see if that's what it is.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

This meme is about as old as I am so that's very likely

[–] AeonFelis 4 points 3 weeks ago

Why use print! and not println!? You'll just mess up the terminal text flow...

[–] Moc 2 points 2 weeks ago

Plot twist: it's the other way around