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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The backend dev has seen into the depths of COBOL and JCL that keep the world from imploding.

And the code looked back.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Holy shit, it's been a few years since I haven't seen these mentioned but I do not miss it.

[–] SkunkWorkz 4 points 1 week ago

Whoever fights bugs should see to it that in the process he does not become a bug

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

They're about to drive the van off the bridge aren't they.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I’ll take some of the backend dev.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

As in, you are a backend dev, you'd like to be a backend dev, or do you just find her hot?

On an unrelated note she is my latest unrealistic transition goal

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Really really hot lmao.

I believe in you!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

But if I explain it, it won’t be as funny.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Something something her backend something something

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thats the same joke as i made last time this meme was posted

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

No, you didnt.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

There is no problem if both of these people are sane and are getting sane, non conflicting direction from those interested parties who are not involved in the software design.

Ha! Hahaha.

Hahahahahaha.

Oh, I made myself sad.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] AeonFelis 4 points 1 week ago

Why use print! and not println!? You'll just mess up the terminal text flow...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

🤔 the black hair girl looks familiar, can't place her though

[–] BleatingZombie 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think the same thing every time I see this picture. Good news: I think I figured it out. Bad news: I think she looks like my librarian from elementary school, so I doubt that's why she looks familiar to you, haha

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That's weird 🤔

EDIT: I'm actually wondering if I've seen this picture before used for something else, I am now scouring my memes folder to see if that's what it is.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

This meme is about as old as I am so that's very likely