so that viewers who have a program on in the background can follow along without having to miss plot strands
So the people who don't give a crap about what you wrote can keep not giving it a crap, uh.
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Seriously if this is how you choose to watch something, then you should expect to be missing stuff. Go get an audio book instead if thats how you prefer to consume entertainment.
I agree with your take--when applied to the viewer.
This is Netflix going out of their way to coddle viewers and make it easier to continue scrolling on their phones while the movie plays...their goal is to keep people paying the monthly subscription--if it means making movies that are super low-effort to watch, you can absolutely bet on them exploiting it.
Considering the amount of "haha on my phone while watching x" adhd or other memes make me think this is a natural progression for our shrinking attentions.
Must be disrespectful as a writer to be told this.
Hope this kills netflix.
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Then i move on and completely forget about it in the next few minutes.
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I mean, there's often audio description tracks for people with poor vision anyway?
This seems redundant
I think you're off the mark a little. By "announce what they are doing" that doesn't mean physical on-sceeen actions, like a blind person would need. It means "directly explain the context of what is happening"
Example from.the article:
“We spent a day together,” Lohan tells her lover, James, in Irish Wish. “I admit it was a beautiful day filled with dramatic vistas and romantic rain, but that doesn’t give you the right to question my life choices. Tomorrow I’m marrying Paul Kennedy.”
In a lot of more traditional movies, that would have all been in the subtext. We'd have experienced the romantic day, and through those subtle nuances of character interaction we'd understand how the characters feel. We'd understand Lohan still plans to marry Paul, without her even having to explain.
What Netflix is really saying is, people aren't paying enough attention to pick up on subtext and nuance. That's why the message to filmmakers is to make content that spells it out directly and unambiguously so that no actual attention is needed.
It's not about listening vs watching. It's about viewers giving the show only 30% of their brain while their real focus is elsewhere.
Yay, I love awkward exposition dumps.
You mean that?
so that viewers who have a program on in the background can follow along without having to miss plot strands.
I would have thought it was to make up for the fact that everything is so dark in modern shows that it's impossible to see what's going on.
Ah yes, the golden rule of writing: tell, then show
Can they fix the audio balancing at the same time, so we have a chance of actually understanding it without needing subtitles?
Sounds like an upgrade option ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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The weirdest sentence in this article was "starring Lindsey Lohan".
“We spent a day together,” Lohan tells her lover, James, in “Irish Wish.” “I admit it was a beautiful day filled with dramatic vistas and romantic rain, but that doesn’t give you the right to question my life choices. Tomorrow I’m marrying Paul Kennedy.” “Fine,” he responds. “That will be the last you see of me because after this job is over I’m off to Bolivia to photograph an endangered tree lizard.”
This reads like the writer got the note and decided to just go all in on malicious compliance.
the last sentence there really sounds like it's about to transition into a tree fiddy joke
My wife keeps watching everything with LL in it. I find it unbearable. They’re like Hallmark films but worse.
I have to admit that they have a point. My wife works 60-80 hours a week and during that time, Netflix or Max's infinite supply of competition shows is playing. I didn't understand how or why she keeps them on as background noise until now. They are literally designed to be background noise.
"Writers"
To be honest, this is the reason I find Star Trek to be great background content. At least for TNG, the special effects weren’t good enough to tell the story on their own, so the characters would always narrate what was going on.
Wut? Really? I didn’t get this impression of TNG. Also I thought the effects were pretty good especially for the time. Had to double take, thought you were talking about TOS.
Most TOSsers are satisfied with the original series’ graphics and wouldn’t change. And they don’t like the special editions.