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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Safety video for anyone with an interest: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0 Delta P is stuff of nightmares.

[–] BananaTrifleViolin 121 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The biggest problem is he's engineering in Imperial instead of SI units.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

I thought the same way, then became an American engineer. Fuck a horsepower, because it's so goddamned context dependent.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Am I assuming correctly that we're looking at a big succ-situation, where the diver will big forced through the tube no matter what?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

It's a difference of like 7 psi over an area of what looks like maybe 30 square inches, which would be uncomfortable to get caught in, but I don't think you're getting Byford Dolphined

[–] BleatingZombie 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If you were on your back and had your legs above the hole, is 7 psi strong enough that you wouldn't be able to fight it?

I guess another question would be "how strong would it be compared to gravity?" (if anybody has any idea)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

It very much depends on the size of the hole. 7 psi over 1 square inch is 7 lbs, but the same pressure over 100 square inches is 700 lbs.

For a naive estimate, the hole looks around 6 inches wide, which gives it an area of around 30 square inches, so there's like 200 lbs of water pressure over the area of the hole. An even more naive assumption is that if you were "standing" over the hole in the wall, you would feel 200 lbs of pressure forcing you "down," which I think most people could easily handle. I'm doing more than that right now!

Unfortunately I don't know how to even start to calculate the force of the water on you as it rushes past you, but my gut instinct is that it wouldn't be more than the total pressure in the hole

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ahhh yeah that's where I've heard it before, WTYP had an episode on that!

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Is 5m enough for that? I feel like no, but i have no idea.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

This unfortunately happened in real life.

Edit: other way around though. The divers were on the air side (habitable quarters) of the chamber.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

For more clarification, they were on the high pressure air side. The kind of dives they were doing involved long periods of acclimation to the different pressures involved, so the diving bell was pressurized to 9 atmospheres. Someone fucked up, and the door opened. 9 atmospheres turned into 1 atmosphere very quickly, and the only good thing is that it happened so fast that the deceased wouldn't have even noticed

If you want to see an episode of a podcast about engineering disasters which is itself, ironically, an engineering disaster, well there's your problem

[–] adj16 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just for what it’s worth, it looks like it was actually an equipment malfunction, not someone fucking up, that caused the accident. The company claimed the person fucked it in an attempt to cover their asses, and they were eventually found to be hiding the truth in a court of law.

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[–] over_clox 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I don't see the problem.

I mean, I don't swim, but the dynamics seem to make sense.

What am I missing?

Edit: Ah, don't go near the water passage, right?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago

But where's Saddam?

[–] Arbiter 30 points 1 week ago

When it’s got ya, it’s got ya.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

This really Byfords my Dolphin

[–] spiritsong 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wouldn't this human in theory become a crumpled sausage like what happened to the crab by the leaking underwater pipe?

[–] TwoBeeSan 39 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago

They also alleged the accident was due to a lack of proper equipment, including clamping mechanisms equipped with interlocking mechanisms (which would be impossible to open while the chamber system was still under pressure), outboard pressure gauges, and a safe communication system, all of which had been held back because of dispensations by the Norwegian Petroleum Directorate.

Fatigue may also have taken its toll on the crew, who had been working for longer than 12 hours

Builder of the rig Aker ASA's Gross Profit was 7.16B

Norway's oil and gas tax revenue soars to record $89 bln

Imagine forcing your workers into more than 12h shifts, running on 30 year old equipment, the government straight up refusing to upgrade said equipment, while making billions in profits - they don't call it gross profit for no reason....

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fuck all of this

Normally when people say this it is at least a bit of an exageration, but not in this case. That is some straight up nightmare fuel.

Heres a taster for those of you who don't want to read the whole thing.

...bisection of his thoracoabdominal cavity, which resulted in fragmentation of his body, followed by expulsion of all of the internal organs of his chest and abdomen...

[–] Dasus 5 points 6 days ago

You know how often a picture is worth a thousand words?

I feel like those words are worth a thousand pictures. All of them NSFL.

[–] Tidesphere 2 points 6 days ago

Am I reading the right article? I read the entire wiki article linked above and, quite honestly, the part you've quoted here is the only piece that even approaches being gruesome, and is very medically sanitized. What are people referring to when they say that the descriptions made them want to vomit and all this stuff?

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Not at 15 feet. I don't know enough to say how fast the water would be leaving that hole, but it's maybe a couple hundred pounds of pressure. If he even got caught, it would be super uncomfortable, but he ain't about to get ∆p'd

If you wanna see a real crab-in-a-pipe situation, look up that Byford Dolphin everyone's talking about

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

DELTA P 🗣️🗣️

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

anon's in trouble because they're using psi instead of bar.

Edit: also fuck high pressures are a scary thing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

He is so dreamy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

We have mmHg at home (feet water)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I'm unfamiliar with fluid dynamics. How intense would the Delta p problem be in this situation?

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Do NOT put your dick or butthole there

[–] Iheartcheese 34 points 1 week ago
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (13 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Muricas version of pressure.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

pounds per square inch. the us version of bar or n/m²

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