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[–] Fades 7 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Are people not downloading huge torrents anymore?? How is downloading some large thing overnight a rare occurrence of bygone eras????

My only guess is that kids these days don’t know about pirating and instead stream everything or download apps?

[–] Psythik 3 points 4 hours ago

We have gigabit, 2.5 and 5Gbps speeds now. Even 100GB+ games download in less than 15 minutes. Literally nothing takes several hours anymore.

[–] GamingChairModel 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

If you interrupt an internet connection on any normal torrent client from the last, like, 20 years, you can always resume when you're back online. But back in the 90's most software didn't fail that gracefully. And the internet connections today just aren't as flaky as a dialup connection was.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Web browsers still don't have proper file download resuming capability despite web servers [nearly] all supporting everything needed for it.

God I wish Mozilla wasn't run my MBAs. Web browsers could have been so good by now.

[–] LovableSidekick 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

We still are but now we have gigabit service.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago

Anyone remember zmodem with resume? Kermit??

Damn, I'm old.

[–] ugjka 30 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

When you have dial up you quickly realize you need a download manager that can resume downloads

[–] Dozzi92 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe I was just unaware, but download managers only came a little down the pike. For a while it was just "Big file? Good luck!". And there was something exciting about it.

[–] LovableSidekick 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Back in the 80s I ran my own homebrew BBS for a couple years. A second phone line then was only $9 more a month, so I got one for the computer so phone use wouldn't be an issue. My roomies and I thought we were livin' the life.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

When I was really young, I was blown away the first time i met someone with their own phone line for internet lmao.

[–] LovableSidekick 1 points 46 minutes ago

I remember you! Has that acne cleared up?

[–] LovableSidekick 1 points 7 hours ago

56k line? We've all been there if we're old enough.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Anyone with dial up Internet trying to pirate knew the dreaded 4 words "UNEXPECTED END OF ARCHIVE"

my brother called this "the download fucked itself."

[–] kazerniel 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

This is why I was much more into mangas than animes as a teenager. Each anime episode took more than an hour to download... I could at least download mangas faster than I could read them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

The summer after my parents divorced I spent many nights in the corner of the now-empty house with one bar of wifi from my friends house with like 10 tabs of anime loading on an old Dell laptop I only made usable by installing Linux mint.

Good times? Idk, memorable tho for sure

[–] [email protected] 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

DSL was such a game changer for so many reasons.

Not the least of which was that you could be online while someone was using the phone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Shortly after, we completely stopped using phones.

[–] LovableSidekick 2 points 7 hours ago

Now we use handheld supercomputer/camcorder/communicators.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

We stopped using landlines.

Phones are everywhere. I mean, they're rarely used to talk to people like a landline would be, but they're still everywhere.

[–] AgentGrimstone 5 points 15 hours ago
[–] FlyingSquid 14 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

FUCK YOU I'M NOT OLD YOU'RE OLD

[–] postmateDumbass 4 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 14 hours ago

What's that, some new BBS?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

...my wife made me dump our earthlink hosting account three years ago for a more-modern hosting service; i feel like my greybeard credibility was compromised...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Who was using dial up 15 years ago (2009)? I grew up in a very rural area and even we got broadband by like 2003 or so. I think someone got their math wrong.

[–] kerrigan778 19 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Lol Napster shut down in 2002, it's clearly not a present day tweet.

[–] wolfpack86 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Napster ran from 1999-2002, meaning the tweet must be between 7-10 years old

Edit: or just be made up and a guess at the time dfferential.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Napster is currently alive as a Spotify competitor just as a notice

[–] kerrigan778 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

No, no it is not, an unrelated company bought the brand and logos at bankruptcy auction and started Napster 2.0, a rebrand of an unrelated music service, which was then bought by Best Buy and became Rhapsody, then THAT was sold to some tech companies and unified branded as Napster again. It has no connection other than branding to the original Napster.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Says no then goes on to explain that it is around and how it got there

[–] kerrigan778 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

There's ship of Theseus and then there's Theseus threw out the whole ship, bought a used ship from someone else but it was still called the ship of Theseus because it was, literally, the ship of Theseus, but you still wouldn't say THE ship of Theseus was still alive and well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

An almost completely unrelated company named Napster is currently alive.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago

You don't know how old this post is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

The house I grew up in just got a wired connection (fiber) in 2024. We had 3G by 2009 but the data caps and cost made it not ideal. Couldn't even get ISDN.

[–] Rooty 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

That's why you queue the download before bed and logout in the morning.

Like and subscribe for more obsolete life skills.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

One of the first things I ever programmed was a script that would turn the computer on around 1am, mute the audio, resume the download manager, and turn the computer off at 4am. This way I could download porn and cracked games without my parents knowing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

How did the script run if the computer was off?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 2 points 10 hours ago

I figured out how to schedule the machine to boot up at a specific time, then run the script

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Only thing I can think of is Wake on LAN, but you would obviously need another PC/controller to control

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago

I remember some PCs had an option in BIOS to turn on at specific time

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago

You can use a pencil to rewind cassettes after the tape got pulled out by the cassette recorder

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

I'm so thankful cable internet was the first kind I ever knew, around 1998.

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