this post was submitted on 26 Dec 2024
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[–] Zachariah 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That cunt doesn’t deserve four stars.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Indeed, he's a five star cunt.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I’m not up on British, well anything news related. Who’s the cunt?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

The twat in the hat is Nigel Farage, he's basically responsible for Brexit, amongst other things.

Other things include "being a far-right traitor", and "trying to be best friends with Ghislaine Maxwell, Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, Elon Musk" etc.

The two people on horses are, to my knowledge, just a pair of random posh people in fancy dress.

[–] SkunkWorkz 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The two people on horseback are going to hunt down a fox and let their hunting dogs rip it to shreds while it’s still alive they often break some law while they are hunting, like trespassing and let their horses trample someone’s yard, and the authorities don’t do shit about it since they often make some high ranking policeman a member of their hunting club and pretend the cop is one of them (of course everyone knows they look down on the pleb cop). All these people in the photo are massive cunts.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

There are two people wearing hats, so just to clarify, I'm referring to the scrote in the coat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Thank you! Wasn’t sure if the guy on the left was someone specifically cunty or just a general cunt.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

It's a two-fer.

A small number of extremely rich Brits like to dress up in red, ride horses, and chase a fox across the countryside with a pack of dogs who will tear the fox apart if they catch it. They also don't give much of a shit if their hunt has to go across farms or peoples' gardens they'll just go anyway. And maybe pay compensation for damage but often not. It's seen as pretty much the height of 'posh wanker' behaviour. Bunch of cunts.

Plus also in this photo we have the privately educated, millionaire, 'man of the people' Nigel Farage who was probably more responsible than anyone else for Brexit. Cunt.

[–] iAvicenna 8 points 1 week ago

also Elon's best British buddy as of now. Not surprisingly turds stick to each other.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

All of them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Why doesn't long-term alcohol abuse kill the ones that deserve it most?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When Prince Andrew does it, it becomes nonce on a horse

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, I spent a while trying to make, nonce and paedo work but got nothing in this context. Best I managed was "sicko on a hippo" which isn't close enough.

[–] TheRealKuni 1 points 1 week ago

Although “hippo” does come from the Greek word for horse, “hippos.” Hippopotamus means “river horse.”

So sicko on a hippo works, albeit only in slant rhyme.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

DW I got you, Ballbag on a nag