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[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

I'm trying to normalize fist bump again like in the pandemic.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Dude, is a firm, manly handshake gay?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Aw yeah you wanna bring your palm skin on my palm skin and make em kiss? Aw yeah rub rub rub lift up and down rub rub rub

[–] Subverb 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Is this what passes for mind-blowing deep thought nowadays?

Every single hand I've ever shaken has been inside a woman's womb too. So what.

[–] strawberrysocial 0 points 19 hours ago
[–] lath 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As a young lad, frolicking on the green fields of farmers, a lot of different kinds of shit have passed through my hands.

I often think of those times when shaking the hands of people I dislike.

[–] s1ndr0m3 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

[–] Smoogs 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

And if it’s a man’s hand, it’s likely unwashed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

I bounce between arguing that this is a lie, to ugh you're right.

Was at a bar bathroom and went to the toilet. Watched THREE SEPARATE GUYS take a piss and leave.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Every people you ever been has wiped their ass.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago

I would hope so. I'd hate being next to someone who hasn't wiped their ass

[–] Thcdenton 2 points 19 hours ago