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Go in the van (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by sotonaq to c/comicstrips
 
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[–] gofsckyourself 56 points 1 month ago (5 children)

More pixels

This one is for @[email protected], though. Since that's how they seem to like their comics.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Harvey656 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] InnerScientist 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now upscale it back to the original size using ai

[–] Harvey656 23 points 1 month ago

Look ma! I'm am ai artist!

[–] Jumi 11 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Thank you for curing my pixel addiction

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thanks. Can really see the poo better on this one!

[–] gofsckyourself 9 points 1 month ago

That's definitely the most important part

[–] trashgirlfriend 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can see absolutely no difference between your post and the OP.

Are you guys on 16k screens or something.

[–] gofsckyourself 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OP edited the post to use the one I provided

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I still see the old one so your comment is appreciated

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Still too many pixels!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Thanks but no thanks 👍

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bro took it literally. Lmfao

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You don't take shit, you leave a shit

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's right. Why would you take shit?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Maybe they're a poorglar 🥸

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 5 points 1 month ago

Unless you just run up to people and push them off the toilet and jam their still warm turds into your asshole.

[–] wreckedcarzz 2 points 1 month ago

Well, not all of us

[–] M137 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's the joke, yes.

Your comment is like someone replying "hahah, they thought he was batman because he did batman voice! Rofl" to someone making a prank call with a batman voice. How do you not realise you've made yourself look like a mentally challenged 12 year old?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bro needs to rub one out real slow and relax. Seems like a lot of pent-up frustration.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Right? Damn, it's like I committed a crime. English is my second language, and I'm pretty sure I meant to say something else, but it came out like this. Sorry? I guess? 😂

[–] misterdoctor 17 points 1 month ago

I kind of wish he’d said “use the van” instead of “go in the van”. This is on the van owner.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Y'all don't have a bucket for certain shitty scenarios?

🙃

[–] RestrictedAccount 9 points 1 month ago

Why can I smell this meme?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Utility trucks often have a hose and a funnel in the back, running through a hole in the floor underneath the truck.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Thanks for the info. Will poop in the truck next time

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yall don't have porta potties?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Or old RVs with a toilet for the small jobs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

These are the trucks that carry equipment for restoring power after storms. They can go all over the country if needed. Some of these trucks traveled to Florida after the hurricane, from here in Michigan. The crew gets somewhere, does what needs to be done, and then on to the next stop.

And they're drinking a lot of water.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] Agent641 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My shit won't go through the hose

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Gotta use your finger, Fred.

[–] wreckedcarzz 3 points 1 month ago

'you were so worried about if you could, you didn't stop to think about if you should' or however that saying goes

don't shit in vans, kids. except for aaron's parents, fuck them. shit all over their astro van. bunch of bitches.