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The article is satire but damn if it isn’t hard to tell if it’s real or not sometimes.

https://isglitch.com/article/20241217-gamer-47-page

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

As with most aesthetic preferences in video games mods will fill certain "niches"

Truly genius marketing though

[–] Mango 7 points 9 hours ago

I wanna call everyone out for being so lazily baited, but this is exactly the community for this post. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 21 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I am obviously well aware that there's tons of this out there; but I see substantially more posts complaining about those people than I've ever seen from those people

[–] donuts 14 points 13 hours ago

I imagine those opinions will be found mostly on Xitter, Facebook and YouTube comments. I don't browse them often but when I do, it's not looking great.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Go scroll through the YouTube comments for Intergalactic

[–] hdnsmbt 1 points 1 hour ago

Scrolling through YouTube comments is the first mistake. What are you hoping to find there?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

This is so tiresome. Ciri is the logical progression. Besides, how annoying was her gameplay in W3? I hated how incomplete and forced it was. I want to see what an elder blood Witcher can do.

[–] CobblerScholar 12 points 13 hours ago

Definitely frustrating having a cool teleporting ability with really flowing combat and have her whole play time be basically a point and click with a "boss fight" or two

[–] jontree255 5 points 13 hours ago

Agreed. Like her entire character arc sets her up to be Geralts successor.

I’m pretty sure they said Ciri would be the protagonist if there was a 4th game like right after 3 came out too?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

Honestly every time I open Facebook some sponsored bullshit pops up with a bunch of incels bitching about a game being woke. Like I don’t care about video games, I don’t care about Steve Bannons bitchmade online whining gang, I don’t care about “woke” media or whatever. Why does Facebook try to force feed it to me? I’m not interested. So I just use lemmy now.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Anger and frustration is engagement.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah but my anger and frustration comes from the algorithm trying to show me shit that I have zero interest in. It’s just annoying as shit watching these morons argue with each other over a new video game having too many or not enough gay characters. Who the fuck cares?

[–] jontree255 13 points 14 hours ago

Steve Bannon and his ilk care. For every one of you and I that don’t click on the video there’s any number of people who do click on it and get radicalized further. Thats the whole point of “gamer” outrage online. To try and feed impressionable people right wing propaganda and push them further right. We dunk on it a lot in this community but it’s a real fucking problem.

Delete your Facebook, delete your Twitter, stop using Instagram. Get 2 of your friends to do the same. Starve the beast.

[–] brucethemoose 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

You know, advertisers treat these ad recommendation algorithms like the second coming, but they sure seem like junk to me too. Same with family members that don't bother with any privacy/tracking settings.

...Feels like a bubble waiting to pop. Like maybe all these hyper targeted ads are not as profitable as they're cracked up to be.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

I don’t know, if you’re going by interaction the rage bait bullshit really seems to work on Facebook anyway.

[–] Dasus 6 points 12 hours ago

Ai shit but "battles lingerie" got me

[–] [email protected] 10 points 14 hours ago

If they're not gonna go the Dark Souls route and have the unrealistic armor realistically give no armor, I wouldn't mind the female battle underwear as much if they also had a male option. Conan the Barbarian just had undies on, too.

[–] brucethemoose 10 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

I'm the opposite... I kind of have a thing for tough women in armor or "practical" clothes. Does that make me even weirder?

See GOTG game Gamora:

VS her little strips of leather and long hair in the movie. Like, is she supposed to fight in that?:

Though even game Gamora is a little too skin-tight boob/butt armor, kinda like Mass Effect armor.

I think some of my favorite "female warrior" getups are in LoK, like Korra's athletic, baggy-pants tribal getup or Asami's huge pockets for tools and weapons. But especially the Beifongs:

Bonus points for Su's makeshift armor, literally just a cabinet door she slapped on in battle:

[–] grue 5 points 10 hours ago

I'm suddenly realizing that metal benders could have levitated/flown like Magneto if they had thought of it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

I would also like to add to the list Rellana from Elden Ring DLC in full plate armor:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Hey guess what it's literally Horizon and TLOU2, again, how very refreshing

[–] jontree255 4 points 14 hours ago

They have one joke

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago

Gamers: Install mods to remove as much clothing as possible from female playable characters

Also gamers: Angry because a woman becomes a protagonist in the series

[–] darthsid 2 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Gamers this, gamers that - just tired of culture wars. Let’s focus on things that matter instead.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

But this is gamingcirclejerk. This is THE outlet for this type of thing. I've clicked on "Don't recommend channel" on Youtube countless times and the videos still pop up, just because I'm interested in the occasional gaming news. The bitter Youtube comments are everywhere. This is one of the few places that allows you to vent from the "anti-woke".

[–] jontree255 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Sure, I’m sick of culture wars too, but the right is using culture wars to get people to vote for them so they can enact all their regressive policies on the “stuff that matters”.

Also we should laugh at people who really act like this about games because they fucking deserve it.

[–] darthsid -3 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

No one changes their behaviour by getting shamed about it. It only encourages them further. This is why you have Trump again in the US and why Reform UK is gaining popularity. Please take a moment to reflect and consider how we can build bridges. If things don’t get better, we’ll argue ourselves into the bottom of the most bottomless poverty as our bills soar and salaries freeze.

[–] jontree255 3 points 11 hours ago

I won't build bridges with people who genuinely want to strip women and minorities of their basic human rights. That's beyond culture wars and is moving into dehumanization. For the people in those communities those are "things that matter". They can't worry about frozen salaries or bills if they aren't allowed to get proper healthcare or even exist. Maybe I'm part of the problem but I think you need to draw a line in the sand on certain issues.

I will build bridges with people who wake up and realize that it's not Left vs Right but Ultra Rich vs Everyone else. Problem is a lot of people just refuse to see it that way because of so many reasons.

In the end this is a shitpost community and my post isn't meant to do anything more than get a quick chuckle from a satire article.

[–] kitnaht -4 points 13 hours ago

"You're all fucking terrible people! Oh yeah, vote for meeeeee!"

[–] kitnaht -5 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Oh look, something a minority of gamers actually do -- let's attribute it to a wide swath of people.

...It's just prejudice in a different suit.

People here doing the same tribalistic bullshit that they complain about others doing to them; with not a HINT of self-reflection.

[–] darthsid 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

You said it! Nobody wins.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

The "woke grifters" and chuds sure are getting their moneys worth on this iterations grift

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

Just a bunch NPCs controlled by Putin.