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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by cm0002 to c/memes
 

ETA: The word is Parenthood, idk what's up with the lemmy.world "illegal picture scanner", but it would reject my upload if it had any words relating to kids, apparently, up to and including "parenthood"

PSA: If you don't know, coin cells are very easy for toddlers to swallow and very deadly in a matter of hours when stomach acid starts breaching it and mixing with the battery chemistry if not promptly treated.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

1000007781

Don't show this to Lemmy.world users

[–] dingdongmetacarples 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

My 11 year old ate a button battery. She threw it up in the X-ray room. We're still paying the emergency room bill.

[–] cm0002 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dingdongmetacarples 1 points 12 hours ago

Haha yes. She was playing with it mindlessly while on the computer. She's always putting stuff in her mouth, like jewelry and coins. And we've always taken that stuff away and told her she's going to swallow it. She may have learned her lesson this time.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wow fuck censorship. Lemmy.world should be ashamed of doing this.

[–] phoneymouse 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Lemmy.World got inundated with CSAM in its early days

[–] GreenKnight23 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

explain how "Luigi" is CSAM.

also, "parenthood".

[–] phoneymouse 2 points 11 hours ago

Didn’t know about Luigi being blocked. Is there a post about that?

As for parenthood, I’m guessing it is on some blocklist of words related CSAM. Parenthood is associated with children after all. It’s obviously a blunt instrument to block things this way and results in “false positives.”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago

These fuckers are impossible to open now. Must be some sort of EU regulation. They have this tiny plastic container that feels like it could withstand the apocalypse. Also apparently they have like a bad taste flavouring applied, which of course prevents them from working at all in certain devices. Had to scrub it off with rubbing alcohol just to get it to function. Not a difficult fix but "debugging" the issue took time. No amount of toddlers are worth dealing with this shit.

/s but also just let me buy the normal batteries too without all this added shit

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

the lemmy.world "illegal picture scanner" ... would reject my upload if it had any words relating to kids, apparently, up to and including "parenthood"

ROFL

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Well there's certainly no text filter

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're not on Lemmy.world, though

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Aren’t we though? I don’t really understand activitypub enough to know.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The post is on Lemmy world, but that instance has a filter that seemingly only applies to their users.

Or maybe it applies to external users too, but only for users that signed up on their instance. So since you signed up on lemm.ee, you are unaffected by their filters.

[–] Ziglin 1 points 13 hours ago

I would assume it applies to users and communities on the instance but I've never looked into it.

[–] cm0002 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also @[email protected] I think the "illegal" picture scanner is a little TOO aggressive, it rejected the same version of this meme with just the words "parenthood" or "children" or "kids" with "External validation failed"

[–] ieatpwns 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Idk why you censored par——ood you can curse on the internet

[–] ieatpwns 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

Jesus. You kiss your mom with that mouth?

[–] stevestevesteve 15 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Hey check out this guy who doesn’t know what par—-ood is!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Stop swearing!

[–] cm0002 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Parenthood, idk what's up with the lemmy.world "illegal picture scanner", but it would reject my upload if it has any words relating to kids apparently up to and including "parenthood"

[–] PP_BOY_ 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I reversed my downvote after reading this. I thought you'd just censored parenthood for no reason. That's fucked up

[–] cm0002 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Thanks yea took me like half an hour to workout, they definitely should adjust their rejection error message to be useful to

Even after I figured out it was being rejected rather than just a general error, I thought it was the toxic waste barrels at first lolol

[–] QualifiedKitten 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

How did you figure out it was being rejected? I had some issues a while back trying to post a picture of my cat, but I just gave up.

[–] cm0002 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I tried uploading on the lemmy.world website and would get an error message"External Validation Failed" some googling later and came across a lemmy.world post talking about that's the message when an upload gets rejected by their illegal content scanner

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I can’t believe you’d post this kind of toxic content!

[–] PP_BOY_ 6 points 1 day ago

Agreed. The obvious reason being that it's to catch instances of "Planned Parenthood" but... why ban that phrase???

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I feel like an abortion would have been quicker

[–] comador 8 points 1 day ago

My kids: Batteries? Nah, but those plants and pen caps are awfully tasty!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

yummy batteries