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While the internet is throwing a bitchfit over Witcher 4 staring a women, I'm just here showering and pondering if it'll be canon for Ciri to be old enough to fuck in the game. (self.showerthoughts)
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Gimi 30 year old Ciri on a unicorn with new monsters, magic and a good ass storyline, and I'll be good to go.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I remember back in the day, starting up God of War 1 or 2 and the first thing you see in the opening cutscene is naked titties all up in Kratos' face while he's in bed with two women.

Imagine if Witcher 4 started off with hard schlong all up in Ciri's face. 😏

[–] RagingSnarkasm 19 points 2 days ago

Lara Croft quietly snickering in the back of the room.

[–] rowinxavier 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm keen tbh, Geralt is a great character but we have had 3 games to explore the world from that perspective. Just like in Witcher 3 where you had some experiences from Ciri's perspective we could have some Geralt moments, but the world being experienced mainly from the perspective of Ciri would be cool.

[–] vinnymac 9 points 2 days ago

It’s also extremely naive of anyone who has played the games. Ciri is the obvious choice to continue the story. Half of the books are about her, and as Geralt’s only kid, who better to tell the story of what comes next. Especially seeing as she is the only young person alive trained in the ways of a Witcher at the end of the 3rd game.

[–] Bender12 10 points 2 days ago

Dude, fantasy world, medieval ages timelines. She's def of age, even in our timeline.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Staring a woman? Canon? What?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Starring* is what the title was meant to say. The Witcher 4 will start a new trilogy with Ciri, Geralt's adopted daughter as the main character.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This post is at -30 votes. Why so salty Lemmy?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Maybe cause it's just an opinion, not a showerthought