had to look that one up too, aren't you using the three seashells like civilized people?
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Please, take a clearer pic of the instructions. I must know the secret of the three seashells!
there you go ^^
though i think those should be reusable instead
nsfw
Thanks!
I hate it.
What an incredible toilet that will flush 3 full size seashells without issue.
What country thought up this abomination?
Shells? I just use my hands. That's awfully fancy.
Toilet paper is gay, it touches your butthole.
It's gay so you don't have to
Only if you don’t get pregnant.
This is funnier because in my country, we actually use bidet showers instead of toilet paper.
Ha, bum gun.
Yeah I just use a super soaker, bidets are for pussies.
Why stop there?
Where is this promised land
Lots of places. I did bring this tradition to my home from Thailand. I keep a small towel next to the toilet to dry myself, that I change every week or so.
The main downside is that modern toilets nowadays are wall mounted without any exposed pipes, which makes it impossible to install a bidet without making holes in the wall...
A lot of sinks have exposed plumbing though...
Yes, if you're lucky to have the sink close to the toilet bowl that'd ideal. In my case I had to run a pipe around
Replacement seats with built-in bidets are becoming more and more common, they just attach to the water line on the back of tank, they're very convenient.
Can't attach after installing the toilet without making holes though. Not an option for a rental.
tf’s a toilet yall
A potato you say? Intriguing.
Oh boy, i bet he uses a bidet, I decided to take the plunge on getting a fancy one for like $300 that had heated water. Best decision I ever made and now I hate every time I need to use toilet paper somewhere outside the house
How do you dry yourself after using a bidet? I have never used one and I am curious.
You still dry up with toilet paper, it just requires a significantly less amount of it.
Oh that makes perfect sense. I thought people who had bidets they talk about never having to buy toilet paper again so I just assumed they used a gross towel, since no soap.
My bidet comes with a butt dryer, aka a mini hair dryer pointing at your ass. It works decently but takes some time. Some people do indeed use towels. It's not that gross as the bidet is quite good at getting everything off. I've even seen people using white towels without ever a mark on em.
I just use the butt dryer most times, have some toilet paper on hand if i need to dry quickly, i essentially never buy it as I've been on this one bulk costco pack for over a year
Bidet life?
Tbh is is true, and it’s always funny because people really do use it as an excuse for the most mundane stuff
