Asklemmy

Reggae can be fun, especially to dance to, but when heard through a wall, you mostly hear the bass and all reggae has the same bass track. It's almost comical, like that beat is a requirement of the genre. After hours of reggae you'll wanna smash that stereo.

Alright. Y'all ever hear about the shaggs?

A dad was told by a fortune teller that his yet-unborn kids were destined for musical stardom. After that, the dad had no choice but to force his eventual kids into a band.

These kids had no musical training. No sense of rhythm, no sense of pitch.

Their released music is the auditory equivalent of a child's crayon drawing hung on the fridge. It's astoundingly disjointed. It's all wrong. Frank Zappa said they're better than the Beatles. SOMEONE out there likes screamo. Some folks out there like bagpipes. Then what happens? Your neighbor loves blasting screamo. You've played yourself. Unless Frank Zappa is moving in, you'd be hard pressed to find a potential buyer that like the shaggs.

Enjoy.

When German people go to hell, or skiing, they are forced into little tents, served shitty overpriced beer, and are subject to repeated blows to their ears by a type of parasitic earworm whispered fearfully only in dark circles as "schlagermusik".

Once exposed to it, it eats into their brain and gets behind their eyeballs, forcing them to wear manic grins, and tap tables to the weak, incoherent, barely thought out beats drumming mercilessly into what's left of their soul.

Christian Rock

There's always the risk that people who visit the house next door are into whatever annoying music you're playing and end up moving there and blasting it for the rest of your life

What's that dolphin-sounding song someone played during sex in that meme? That.

Alternatively, the brown note (assuming it's real).

Or like hardcore noise stuff. Is "Wall of sound" a type of it?

Edit: How could I forget Ram Ranch?

Clown Core is for those with discerning tastes.

I'm just going to say Nightcore.

I get that Nightcore has an audience, but what makes it annoying for me is when I am trying to search for an obscure song and think I've found it, only to realize that it's yet another low-effort nightcore remix.

Regeaton and Trap 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

I'm not certain about the most annoying, but this song is pretty bad

A low pitched hum that they don't even notice until they leave and appreciate the silence when they're away from it.

It is, and always will be, children's music, like Baby Shark.

Baby Shark

Just play loud ass black metal. The music doesn't have to be bad, It just needs to scare normies.

Edit: I thought of the most annoying music ever. Crunkcore! Play some Blood on the Dancefloor and people will fuck off to avoid listening to that shit.

Every Christmas song ever.

Care to elaborate why?

Reggaeton

You need to look up Komar & Melamid. They did market research art, and they commissioned "The Least Favorite Song" after a survey that showed the least favorite features of songs. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_People%27s_Choice_Music#The_Most_Unwanted_Song

I mean honestly through a wall the only annoying music is thumpy bass with a big subwoofer. Unless you're playing it suuuuuuper loud.

This is not a judgement of the musical genre and I think it's way more profound and expressive than the average commodified pop music we have. However, I remember making a report about the history of music (for an arts appreciation class in college) and I ended the report with some Japanoise (a genre of noise music) like this one:

https://youtu.be/L7p_C9OlN40

The teacher was really delighted, but my classmates were like "WTF?"

EDIT: Reworded some confusing sentence construction

Play banana phone on repeat 24/7 at max volume

I'll raise "Sales Call Abyss", a hold music made for torturing telemarketers if you have access to your work's phone exchange

Why try to delay it? Also trying to buy a house in this economy sheesh

Opera singing and high pitched violin

If you really want the sale to not happen, put any brazilian funk on max volume. "Proibidão" for the worst of the worst

Why annoying?

Based on what kind of people they are, you might be able to get away with something else. Maybe play some Christian music if you think they don't want to live next to a god-botherer. If you're bible-belt, put one of those 24 hour Mecca livestreams on loud, and go do your grocery shopping or something.

If you want just plain annoying, you can't go wrong with Justin Bieber or tween pop.

If it won't get you in trouble, throw some cheap lawn ornaments up as well. Maybe get creative with loose hubcaps.

I vote for Japanische Kampfhörspiele!

Skrillex

Baaabyyyyyy SHARK! Dolodolldoo, Baby shark dolldollodoo, baby shark !

The Cattle Callin album buy Hank III. Every song is "music" played along with cattle auctioneers doing their thing