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Nothing more to it - I just love pizza

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Nothing's stopping you from just eating pizza for every meal.

Pizza in the mornin', pizza in the evenin', pizza at suppertime...

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Boil em, mash em, put them in a stew

[–] TropicalDingdong 44 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Pizza soup is pretty good tho. It's just cheese and pepperoni swimming in a pot of grease from the cheese and pepperoni.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

i make a pizza hotdish. noodles instead of crust, and whatever goes on the pizza gets mixed in with plenty of cheeses and sauce.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

That actually sounds pretty good

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[–] BeatTakeshi 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Kula ain't no snitch
Pizza's in the Frieza

[–] Zachariah 7 points 1 month ago

Ask a pizza
Anything you want to,
They won't answer,
They can't talk!

[–] DontTreadOnBigfoot 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime...

[–] distantsounds 3 points 1 month ago

I’m ded and luv’n my pizza bagel

[–] 200ok 7 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Yum!

Is there a breakfast dish that's essentially pizza when you break it down to its ingredients?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Leftover pizza works for me

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[–] rImITywR 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Quiche is just eggy deep dish pizza

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pizza bagels are pretty good, just toast a bagel, add sauce & pepperoni (and cheese if you want), warm it a bit more in the microwave.

Pepperoni in scrambled eggs is also ridiculously tasty, even more so on a warm croissant with a slice of melty provolone or havarti. Mmmm...

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Pizza is like sex. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] WereCat 7 points 1 month ago

I thought that as well until I ordered overpriced (40€) Dominos pizza on an airport hotel in Narita becuase I was dying from hunger and I had to throw half of it away because of how bad it was.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

It can be--just put it on a pizza

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (10 children)

I love pizza, but there's a lot of food that's better, imo.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It's quite possible that the best food I've ever had was a pizza. But I've also had some pizza that's worse than gristly chicken on Wonderbread.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately vegan pizza isn't the same. It's one of the foods that's not quite the same without real cheese. So I mostly abstain, sometimes I try the vegan cheeses but they're not good imo

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Put all the food on pizza, your mom isn't watching

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bread, meat, dairy, fruit and vegetables all in one deliciously foldable package. What's not to love? It's the perfect food.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well then technically calzone is the perfect food as it eliminates one of your requirements

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Calzones are pretty awesome, but it's not quite the same when the toppings are not exposed to the oven to get crisped up / browned as they would on a pizza.

Cheese and pepperoni especially just hit different on a well-cooked pizza!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I'm right there with you, my brother in crust.

[–] distantsounds 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bring the spirit of pizza to your cooking and forever be blessed. Lucky numbers are 3, 7, 11, & 13

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

The monkey's paw twitches. Pizza now tastes like cabbage.

[–] TropicalDingdong 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

bruh you know you can make pizza at home? I've have over 200 pizza at home

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] edgemaster72 2 points 1 month ago

At the same time

[–] LovableSidekick 3 points 1 month ago

Bruh yes I think everybody knows that but thanks for the advice you're a god.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You have a pizza oven at home are you italian?

[–] TropicalDingdong 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

for some reason, i'm really hungry now. and i just ate an hour ago.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

OP has clearly never had a cheesesteak.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

pizza is truly the ideal food.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

same vibe as chicken nuggets is family

[–] DragonsInARoom 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Put cheese on it

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