I almost thought it was gonna be the same person...
this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2024
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It's prudent to have a backup egg in case one breaks.
What if it breaks because it collides with the backup?
Then you gotta scramble
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Howtobasic unmasked.
Step 1: be attractive
Sounds like someone can check "date an abusive person" of their life checklist
That's when you break up with him, he sounds unhinged and potentially dangerous
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I wonder why she gets so many likes ( Y )
This guy got just as many and he's not even sexy text.
https://discuss.tchncs.de/comment/14831208
Maybe it's not the boobs afterall.
Jokes on you, I do have boobs. They're invoking upvote magic even when hidden.
Egg replacement
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