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[–] setsneedtofeed 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Romans abandoned the republic and so were cursed to become Italians.

[–] PugJesus 38 points 2 days ago

and so were cursed to become Italians.

[–] mojofrododojo 4 points 1 day ago

is colonialism a knock-on effect? I mean, the US came to it twice removed from Rome....

I look at this image and think of all the indigenous peoples colonized by these countries and it's staggering... damn splinter, you set the template for a whole lot of suffering...

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Nah, not Italy. The last bits of the roman empire is the Catholic Church

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

Bullshit. It's ~~Turkey~~ ~~Serbia~~ ~~Russia~~ ~~Georgia~~ ~~Malta~~ ~~Germany~~ ~~Austria~~ ~~Spain~~ ~~Liechtenstein~~ ~~Latvia~~ ~~France~~ ~~Romania~~ ~~Greece~~ ~~Armenia~~ ~~Poland~~ ~~the Isle of Man~~ Nando's

[–] Zombiepirate 13 points 2 days ago

Their leaders even (unofficially) inherited the title of Pontifex Maximus.

[–] spankmonkey 8 points 2 days ago

So, the Vatican?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You're right Rome historically loved those provinces like children. Oh man ya and those empires have all historically treated Italy so well!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Rome was better to its provinces than many other empires.

I did not say good, just better.

[–] PugJesus 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Rome, at least during the Principate, lived by the words of the Emperor Tiberius - a good shepherd shears his sheep, not skins them. The Romans weren't benevolent overlords, but they were certainly practical ones, which puts them a good few steps over most rulers of antiquity.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I think it says something about the quality of your contributions that my face lights up every time I see your name, particularly when you reply to me. That has nothing to do with the topic, just thought you'd like to know.

(There's not much to add to the topic anyway. Even their "diversity" was a practical approach to managing such a large hegemony.)

[–] PugJesus 5 points 1 day ago

I think it says something about the quality of your contributions that my face lights up every time I see your name, particularly when you reply to me. That has nothing to do with the topic, just thought you’d like to know.

That certainly brightens my day in turn!

[–] greencactus 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ahhh, I already wondered where PugJesus is in a thread about Rome - luckily you didn't disappoint! :D

[–] PugJesus 3 points 1 day ago

I'm like a rat to cheese, or a Roman to garum.

[–] PugJesus 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Italy is definitely getting put in the bad nursing home

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Boomer Rome telling the other empires that Spain is just a phase.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The Gauls genocided by Ceasar would like to have a word with you

[–] AngryCommieKender 11 points 2 days ago

Asterix and crew never surrendered!

[–] PugJesus 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Genocided so hard they ended up in the Senate, truly a terrible fate.

PSA: Ancient numbers of their enemies' vanquishing are rarely reliable.