Funny story. I did wake up this morning with a pain in my absolute fuckwaffle.

Y'all ever look at your phone too long and then your fuckwaffle hurts for three days?

That lowest circle, I get that if I sit on a couch too long playing video games or watching football. I injure myself by sitting on a couch.

But what would the rotator cuff be called?

So it's not just me? Sometimes my body decides that I must constantly keep my face pointed down and to the side for a few days, and these muscles are the enforcers.

I've got a thing right now between my traitor and jackass, but can't quite get it to pop.

I'm sorry what the hell did you call me??

I exhaled too hard this morning and now have a sharp stabbing pain in my absolute fuckwaffle. Getting old sucks.

Muscles hurt when they don't get used. Strength exercise fixes this, although you will replace it with some level of soreness instead.

Still, it's worth it

I've had the pleasure of being reminded about this asshole a couple of months ago.

Can't wait for the next time! 🤢

My this-asshole is sore from sleeping too intensely. Usually it's my fuckwaffle so that's nice for a change.