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[–] morphballganon 73 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Panel 2 and the rest take place in a mirror universe

[–] DarkCloud 12 points 1 month ago

Because their eyes are fixed in an absolute plane to the viewers perception. So to us it looks like they swapped seats, but that's just because we don't understand how their eyes work.

...this is why their eyes are jutting off their heads like that. It would make more sense if you had eyes like theirs, then you would understand this as a quirk of their universe.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

A wizard did it

[–] dohpaz42 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rogue droplets? What is this allergic to water or something? It’s a lot better than smearing shit all over your ass and smelling bad.

[–] PapaStevesy 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I'm more worried about why it's getting in his balls. Are they exposed to the open air??

[–] dohpaz42 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] PapaStevesy 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, thankfully my scrotum is, currently at least, fully intact. No butt-water in these balls!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Easy fix, get a syringe and you can grab some toilet water to inject in your sac.

Hope this helps

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You don't use a poop sock?

[–] dohpaz42 4 points 1 month ago

I used to, but then I got a bidet. It’s like Sea World every time I poop now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It started as a joke that it’s a sock for gamers to poop in without having to leave the screen. Pretty sure no one’s actually done it but in today’s world, who knows…

[–] ladicius 4 points 1 month ago

I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my balls... 🎤

[–] CrayonRosary 2 points 1 month ago

I'm more worried that her eyes aren't in her head.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

They swapped seats between first and second frame

[–] Crashumbc 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm more worried about when the tip touches something it shouldn't....

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

oh god public toilet nightmares

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Witch's kiss

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

He calls it collateral, i call it cool mist breeze. Shit's a feature my dude

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This is why you wipe dry afterwards.

I mean, why would you worry about drops of water on your balls when your whole ass is wet?

[–] r0ertel 6 points 1 month ago

It's working as designed. The sac is the mud flap, right?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 1 month ago

If the water is cold I guess

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its gonna dry anyway why waste the paper.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

This means either you're hanging your ass for quite a while in the bathroom, or you just walk around butt naked.

Otherwise, you'd have some soggy underwear.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Wearing underwear. As soon as you pull up your pants its a little wet and you go on with life. It probably dries out in like half an hour.

[–] CM400 1 points 4 weeks ago

I’d rather have collateral splashing from a bidet than a urinal.

[–] nifty 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You have to use a regulator for controlling both temp and pressure, that will get rid of the residual splash stuff