Powered surfboard. Stealing waves. Seeding the area with sharks.
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Drink all the water so nobody can surf.
Please don't shark seed the waters.
That's a horrible practice that disrupts shark families nationwide.
Cheat by using a stack overflow error to hang more than 10
Try these: What happens when I lick a cloud? What is the best supermarket on Jupiter? Should cars wear pants? How many people fit inside a light bulb. Can you teach whales ballet? Can milk be used as birth control? What time do trees go to sleep? Why do elephants speak Russian? Is it illegal to own a pencil? Who sells underwear made out of maple leafs? Should I grow palm trees in my attic? How long does it take a fish to learn sign language? What kind of pizza should you eat while playing tennis? What kind of orgies do nuns prefer? What brand of tennis shoes should I wear in the shower?
AI Overview
No, cars should not wear pants because it is not physically possible for a car to wear clothes, and doing so would serve no practical purpose; the primary function of a car is transportation, which is not impacted by clothing. This is a humorous question with the clear answer being that cars cannot wear pants; it's meant to be a silly concept.
Key points to consider:
Functionality: Cars are designed to move and function without clothing, and adding pants would not enhance their performance in any way.
Safety concerns: Loose clothing on a moving vehicle could potentially cause distractions or safety issues for the driver.
Physical limitations: A car does not have the necessary body parts to wear pants.
AI Overview
If you tried to lick a cloud, you wouldn't feel anything significant because clouds are primarily made up of tiny water droplets suspended in the air, so licking it would feel like a very light mist on your tongue, essentially just a bit of dampness with no noticeable taste; you would not be able to "lick" a cloud in the traditional sense as there's no solid mass to grab onto.
You inspired me to try an Escher sentence:
Have more people been to the moon than I have?
If you surf the internet without consuming important and interesting advertisements and occasionally click them and spend money, 9/10 corporations say you are cheating at surfing.
Yelling "shark!" leaving you as the only competitor.
Glue your feet to the board. What could possibly go wrong?
Someone never saw Surf's Up..
Surprisingly this question still breaks the ai. I figured it would have examples to pull from by now.
Remember what they are taking from us.
Sometimes I read it as AL instead of AI. And think how an Al Bundy - KI answer all my questions.
Ain't no rules says a dog can't surf, so we can rule that out as a way to cheat at surfing.
Just shout "Stop meassuring time" when you are in front for a few seconds and say your win was stolen when you reach the goal as the last place...