Crazy Ideas

Just wait until it’s dark, it’s easier.

Old hat

Type II civilizations and spider pulsars (steering a binary star system to navigate the galaxy, ess. rope/reigns):

• https://arxiv.org/abs/2309.13189

Anton Petrov's take on the paper:

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvP5Tj9fX5o

try harder; not crazy

What changed?

We're not getting another pet. You didn't take care of the last one and I'll be damned if I'm taking care of this one.

I don’t think a normal rope is gonna work for that.

A really long rope though …

Waste of effort. We need to send an army of tigers to defeat the sun.

Once the rope is attached, we will then use a giant penis to swing the earth free from its orbit, freeing Mother Earth from eons of a marriage she didn't ask for and did not want.

Isn't this Maui from Hawaiian tradition?