Unless your crush is Beverly. She'd just be like:
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Another day, another new fetish for Bev.
I dunno... farts from the living? Eww, gross.
Now farts from the dead on the other hand... she's all in!
Back in the 1990s, Dave Barry went to Japan and wrote the best book about culture shock I've ever read, Dave Barry Does Japan.
There's a line from it I will never forget. His wife says to him, "I heard three farts today. It's okay here."
Can you imagine the brrrrrt those jumpsuits must've made
So that’s why Troi didn’t wear the regulation uniform
"WHY do the replicators keep adding lactose to everything?"
The first time I farted in front of my wife it nearly ended the relationship. It was a baaaaaad one.