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[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 hours ago (10 children)

Cant seem to find this dude on ig, there are just too many that tried to cross the usa with a board.

Does someone have a link to this specific persons ig? That would be great, thanks.

[–] jBlight 24 points 5 hours ago

I'm not great at this, but from the original x post, I think his handle is @jaayfilms

The news report video says he dropped out of HS. I couldn't find where he got that he's illiterate, thought this would take two weeks and didn't know about the mountains... But I honestly didn't dig much after haha. If someone else finds it, please let me know. I just want to read that comment thread haha

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

“If Forrest Gump can do it, so can I”

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 40 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Gump didn't even have a skateboard

[–] kamenlady 9 points 5 hours ago

From the sound of it, the skateboarding guy must have never watched Forrest Gump. He would have known it would take more than 2 weeks, just by seeing Gump's beard grow.

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[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 23 points 5 hours ago (8 children)

How many skateboard wheels are needed for a 3000 mile trip?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ChicoSuave 10 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I love that this has happened before and recent enough that it can be compared to this dude's trip. Great find.

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[–] NegativeLookBehind 81 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Fun fact: mountains are big.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Not-so-fun fact: He'll have to be rescued with taxpayer money

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (4 children)

Boring fact: The highest pass he'll have to cross on his journey looks like this:

If he'll have to be rescued, then because someone ran him over.

[–] Frozengyro 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Could also get snowed in somewhere or unable to get to shelter during a major storm.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I mean he should get to the East Coast around 70 days from now, what are the chances he'll see snow before January 30th. Guess he can turn around and ride back through the Appalachian Mountains in February. No snow there right?

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[–] NegativeLookBehind 57 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

He has a skateboard though

[–] Wogi 23 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

And the skateboard is the fastest way to get around Lego Island

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Another fact: Society failed to educate him properly using taxpayer money.

Perhaps society deserves to face the consequences of its actions.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 hours ago

I agree with you and have even more to add -

Even more fun fact - the taxpayer money that will likely eventually be used to rescue this person, potentially saving their life, is an infinitesimal waste compared to so very many other things. I'm not ever going to shame someone or expect them to be billed/prosecuted/etc for their rescue unless they criminally broke the law in order to arrive at that state. (and maybe not even then)

[–] tdawg 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

What about small mountains tho

[–] NegativeLookBehind 4 points 5 hours ago

You keep your mouth shut

[–] AlternatePersonMan 15 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

How is he planning on getting back?

Also, won't his wheels wear out?

[–] spankmonkey 23 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

If someone thought it would take two weeks there would be no concern about wheels wearing out. They also wouldn't have the planning skills for a way home, becsuse how far could that be?

I'm assuming it is a parody account.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I'm assuming he's gunna wind up dead in Colorado like that lady who drank all the colloidal silver

[–] DaddleDew 4 points 4 hours ago

If he ever decides to try to find a way around the Rockies this will become even more interesting

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