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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gump didn't even have a skateboard

[–] kamenlady 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

From the sound of it, the skateboarding guy must have never watched Forrest Gump. He would have known it would take more than 2 weeks, just by seeing Gump's beard grow.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nuhuh. that movie took only 2 hours and 22 minutes, and that walking sequence took up about 10~20 minutes, he just has really strong beard growth when he walks. If Forrest can do it in 20 minutes, I should be able to do it in 2 weeks! /jk

[–] kamenlady 2 points 4 weeks ago

The fastest growing beard alive!

His name: Barry Allen