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[–] Protoknuckles 41 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Terrarium, not a petri dish

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

So an all-inclusive resort?

[–] 200ok 3 points 5 days ago

More "lizard on a rock". Less "bandaid in the buffet".

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I don't really need vacations, what I need is to work like 2 days a week.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

I do this. But then I work three more, which is horrible 😞

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 days ago (2 children)

That's basically an all-in resort

[–] PunnyName 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Been once, was great, would totally do it again

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Those Costco packages have tempted me hard

So cheap… Puerto Vallarta

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

From what I hear those are very bad at that.

[–] NJSpradlin 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Cruises are great as an all-inclusive, as far as I’ve found the two I’ve been on. Although they’re very clean, some people will complain about them being high spreaders of illness… which I haven’t experienced personally. Then there’s also the environmental impact. And if you have bad motion sickness, there’s that too.

But, ignoring those issues this fits the bill for the OP image. An alternative would be an all-inclusive resort.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Or just go to an all inclusive resort, which is like a cruise, but without the boat.

[–] NJSpradlin 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I mean, sure... That’s why I mentioned it as an alternative all-inclusive experience that also fits what OP was going for, as part of my original comment.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

But did you remember to mention all inclusive resorts? You really should if you haven't already.

[–] NJSpradlin 5 points 5 days ago

What about all-inclusive hotels? Are those a thing? Or all-inclusive bed and breakfasts? Or all-inclusive Asian massage parlor (happy ending all-included)? All-inclusive airport lounges?

[–] atocci 16 points 5 days ago

Brb signing up for a nursing home

[–] Etterra 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'd live in a zoo if I got a solid gaming rig with broadband access as an engagement item.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Ah, streamer, then

[–] PunnyName 8 points 5 days ago

I really need to approach vacations like this from now on. Budgeting accordingly. But like, I tend to make myself do too much work, instead of just being.

[–] jumperalex 4 points 5 days ago

I feel seen

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

IF tell me you are a Gecko or Iguana without saying so was a tweet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

I couldn't agree with this more. I need a vacation.

[–] taiyang -3 points 5 days ago

No, no, once you're a parent you just want someone else to take care of your hellspawn for a day. I can handle making myself a frozen pizza tyvm.