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[–] melonman 74 points 2 months ago

Markiplier has access to everyone's signal messages, thought you knew bro

[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Anyway, how's your sex life?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I didn't hit that! I didn't!

[–] Balthazar 53 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That information is available if you press the "any" key.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

You've moved away from WhatsApp but you can't escape the Zucc

[–] Unknown1234_5 20 points 2 months ago

Don't worry Mark's chill you can trust him

[–] Breadhax0r 9 points 2 months ago

Who is General Fault and why is he reading my drive??

[–] Ceedoestrees 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I had one cook in a kitchen who would always overfill prep containers, like heaping over top. Every time I pulled a new container from the fridge that was overflowing I'd shout "Fill lines! Watch the fill lines."

It went on for about a week until she shouted back "Who the hell is Phil Lines?"