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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

When is the Mountain Dew® Baja Blast limited edition Eucharist gonna drop?

[–] robocall 5 points 2 days ago

I prefer mountain dew® baja blast zero sugar Eucharist

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They should have a 'Pop Rocks' Eucharist ..... now you can feel the Holy Spirit popping in your mouth ... instead of the priest

[–] K1nsey6 5 points 2 days ago

Pop rocks first, priest after

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

No lie: I always liked these styrofoam wafers. They taste like nothing, and have a fun texture. Making them have a flavor would be even cooler.

[–] TootSweet 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Right? I kinda want to try those wafers with meat and cheese on them. Like a eucharist lunchable.

Also, as a kid, I always thought it was unfair that the priest got to finish off what was left over.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Like a eucharist lunchable

Don't give the Catholic church another idea how to get kids in the door.

[–] Mercuri 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Considering they unironically released a loli mascot and implemented the plot of Dogma as real policy I can no longer tell if this is fake or not.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Just to correct you on something: the plot of dogma is real policy since at least 1300. It is not new.

Still just a marketing tactic though.

[–] Mercuri 5 points 2 days ago

Oh, TIL. Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

At press time, a contingent of church goers was forming outside the Vatican to protest the new flavor, claiming that, if anything, Jesus was lemon-lime.

Almost had me thinking this was something real.

[–] Jimmyeatsausage 8 points 2 days ago

Oops! All Frankincense

[–] LovableSidekick 5 points 2 days ago

Coming soon: Everyflavor Eucharist.

Alas, earwax.

[–] Mango 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is this better or worse than the anime girl mascot?

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 2 days ago

More flavorful.

[–] LovableSidekick 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 2 days ago

It is 100% gluten so that the gluten-intolerant can suffer like our savior.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Why are they upside down?

[–] FuglyDuck 6 points 3 days ago

Does that mean it’s a berry marinade?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

this legitimately feels like something that could have happened in Snow Crash

[–] Kintarian 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)