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[–] Aremel 110 points 2 months ago (4 children)

If they're so smart, why haven't they invented fire yet hmm?

[–] NorthWestWind 129 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They were so smart that they went back into the water and don't have to ever deal with capitalism

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 98 points 2 months ago

They still have to deal with capitalism, but they're smart and know that direct action, attacking boats, is the only way to go.

[–] Anticorp 32 points 2 months ago

Because they understand that'll lead to industrialization and eventually the need to have a job. They're happy the way they are.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago
[–] danc4498 3 points 2 months ago

They have enough oil to keep a fire going a long time

[–] Stern 52 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

My brain: Cute and smooth
Your brain: Gross and wrinkly

[–] Nima@leminal.space 13 points 2 months ago

my brain got the MVP your brain got the HIV

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 2 months ago
[–] TotalFat 35 points 2 months ago

If I stay in the bath too long, my brain gets all wrinkled as well...

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My financial advisor is an octopus

[–] MyDogLovesMe 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My cuttlefish broker embezzled everything and swam to Tahiti…😕

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 6 points 2 months ago

"Bailiffs knocking at the door, eh? Have you considered deploying an ink pseudomorph?"

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 6 points 2 months ago

Dem wrinkles

[–] Shou 4 points 2 months ago

Orca's can do the tongue roll too huh?