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For images where the text reads correctly left to right, but visual cues (like colouration, vertical proximity, or horizontal separation) lead you to try to read it top to bottom.

This is similar to, but distinct from, the more widely known “DontDeadOpenInside” format. In that case, the text reads correctly top to bottom, but visual cues (like colouration, horizontal proximity, or vertical separation) lead you to try to read it left to right.

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NO | SMOKING
SAFETY | FIRST

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[–] Vinny_93 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How is it that you can spell 'pathological' but not 'gossip'

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, I've been there. When I'm good and mad I can barely spell my own name. I bet they started out only kinda mad, and were completely furious by the time they hit "gossip."

[–] jaybone 26 points 3 weeks ago

I’m guessing someone does not get along with their neighbors.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Mormon Whores Hell is one the planets you can go to after you die.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like heaven to me.

[–] LovableSidekick 2 points 2 weeks ago

Or you might be thinking of Mormon Whores Heaven. There's always been confusion about that.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't have the best life. But I'm generally happy, and not at the place this person was. I'm thankful for that.

[–] LovableSidekick 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

ROFL - excellent way to look at it!!! When life gets me down I'll try to remember this picture and that I don't live there.

This is actually the best thing I've read all day. Good time to go to bed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

That's good! Life isn't nearly as bad people think it is. The bottom is a lot longer down than you realize. Enjoy what you have.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Is this house slanted, or is it just the inhabitants that are going sideways?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

They have a Formica sink with plastic flowers in it as decoration, there is nothing about their life that isn't slanted.

[–] dogsnest 4 points 3 weeks ago