this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2024
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[–] joucker29 82 points 2 months ago

Once in a lifetime experience.

[–] eatthecake 56 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He was trying to stay cheerful in the face of adversity. Somebody should make this a motivational poster lol

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I couldn't choose, so I made 2

[–] Sweetpeaches69 4 points 2 months ago

Those are amazing! Lmao

[–] samus12345 19 points 2 months ago
[–] voodooattack 46 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He said the photo, which was taken by a member of the cabin crew, was the "best selfie ever".

I’m very confused.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

I am myself. Therefore, any photo of mine with me in it is a selfie

[–] samus12345 14 points 2 months ago

It's an otherie.

[–] CritFail 40 points 2 months ago
[–] breckenedge 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Clever way to get a photo of the bomb in the hands of the authorities.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

And the highjacker, in case he parachutes away with a briefcase full of cash.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Britain has been without conflict for long enough that their natural response to danger has atrophied. A rare but not unheard of phenomenon that is seen is species such as quokka.

[–] seeyouatthepartyrichter 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Looks absolutely coked out of his mind.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I spend a lot of time around sniff heads and coke and I can’t see how you can tell from a picture. This dude is just smiling.

Now give me a video and I’ll tell you who’s sniffed up.

[–] misterdoctor 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Occasionally, I spend more time around my friends who sniff too much whilst I’m not doing it.

I am in a good place where everything in moderation and no longer feel the need to gorge on things. You appreciate things more if it’s every now and then. Took me a long time to get here mind.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As a person who’ll do .15g on a heavy night…. Zero chance I’m going to be around friends doin’ it and NOT do it also hahaha

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, I used to be out until 07:00 with them when we were getting on it. Now I’m home and in bed for 23:00-00:00 as, frankly, you can’t be around sniff heads if you ain’t in on it 😂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Absolute mood

I’ll only do it from 6PM to 9PM, I want to be able to sleep by 1AM >w<

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] 3ntranced 1 points 2 months ago

Aye i know the young banter. Ehh, you like the playstation, aer tha rap music?

[–] oneofmany 11 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I mean the dude is there to get something done, not bomb the plane. Otherwise id already be dead. So if he doesnt have any intention yo boow the plane unless things go wrong, why not ask for a selfie?

[–] SpruceBringsteen 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He got that Quick Release(QR) Stockholm Syndrome.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Might as well ask, the worst he can do is say no.

[–] P00ptart 1 points 2 months ago

Is it, though?