CritFail

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[–] CritFail 2 points 15 hours ago

This is so they can build in an excuse to fire everyone in IT.

[–] CritFail 5 points 1 day ago

I remember this Doctor Who episode

[–] CritFail 13 points 6 days ago

I've always considered Musk to have the look of the Innsmouth about him; pale clammy skin, wide eyes clumped above his guppy jaw. I hope he will be lured by the ancestral calls and return to the murky depths in due course.

[–] CritFail 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is he going to throw paper towels at them as well?

[–] CritFail 7 points 1 week ago

Guys, they said to report all facts. How hard can this get spammed with inane facts?

[–] CritFail 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And the fact it just tells Spanish-speakers to "go home"...

[–] CritFail 24 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

The sentence really should have been tied to a post in the front row of a Dethklok concert, where his hands are sliced off by the hovering lighting rig laser drones, his gigantic belly ripples against the might of Murderface's bass rig until the skin tidal waves over his face suffocating him, then a portal to hell opens directly in the cavity where his brain should be and sucks his body (inside-out) into a fiery pit of sulphur and flame, promptly ending the Trump reign and starting 1000 years of Dethklok.

[–] CritFail 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I remember my first playthrough similarly - I joined the Stormcloaks thinking the rebels are usually the good guy underdogs... that was before they started spouting their racist ayrean views, lost all sympathy for the cause at that point and made that storyline less enjoyable.

[–] CritFail 5 points 1 month ago

Same! Fuck this guy!

[–] CritFail 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Without looking into it, it is entirely possible they were.

[–] CritFail 1 points 1 month ago

Answer: privatisation and not much.

[–] CritFail 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They are still waiting on their delivery of lemon-soaked paper napkins. Any day now.

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