this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2024
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Obviously satire, dozy wankers

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[โ€“] Darkard 46 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Boo hoo! My property empire of hundreds of thousands will cost me a bit more! How can I be expected to live like this! Wah wah wah!

[โ€“] Tagger 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Kyrgizion 25 points 1 week ago

Don't. You don't know where they've been (Epstein island? ๐Ÿคฎ).

Compost them instead!

[โ€“] Kyrgizion 28 points 1 week ago

Here in Belgium taxes on the purchase of a second (or third, or fourth, ...) home are nearly nonexistent but taxes on the first home are 20%+

I hate being ruled by wannabe oligarchs. I say wannabe because they would wish they could run amok here like in the good ol US of A, but it isn'y for a lack of trying.

[โ€“] rayquetzalcoatl 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This has to be ragebait. However, if not, this fucker should be made to eat his own feet.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can see it, but no, this guy is completely serious. He owns a real estate agent company, on the government register and everything.

[โ€“] rayquetzalcoatl 6 points 1 week ago

Then I hope he's got butter for his feet

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

If you think you've got it rough, I've got 723 purchases going through and I'm set to only make 5 million vs the projected 7 million, meaning I have to cut back on that holiday in vegas! When will people stand up for hard working people like me???

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago
[โ€“] HowManyNimons 6 points 1 week ago

^๐ŸŽป^