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[–] aeronmelon 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s a sign of an advanced civilization when they reserve such short words for only the most apropos definitions.

[–] thenextguy 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's a form of compression. Shortest words are used most often, or in an emergency.

Such as 0118, 999, 881, 999, 119, 725...3

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

192 used to be directory services but they changed it to 118, and then a bunch of copy cats used 118 as a prefix for all kinds of unofficial stuff. Plus 999 and 112 in the UK are still very iffy depending on where you are.

[–] thenextguy 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

When I was a kid, I used to dial 911 all the time. Because all you'd get was a recording.

"The 9 1 1 emergency number is not in effect in the area where you are. If this is an actual emergency please hang up and dial your local emergency responder."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I love how they are not even considering redirecting to the correct number. Nope, you've got to learn the culture or die.

[–] thenextguy 2 points 2 months ago

Well, I don't think they had the technology to do that back then. We had a party line at the time. And a phone with a rotary dial. I'm kinda old.

[–] HeyJoe 2 points 2 months ago

I believe a bunch of countries do reroute 911 to the correct code if it's dialed today.

[–] InverseParallax 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lovely castle, smells of elderberries.

[–] dohpaz42 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My mother smelled of elderberries.

[–] thenextguy 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I thought your mother was a hamster.

[–] dohpaz42 3 points 2 months ago

It’s a brave new world.

[–] Dasus 2 points 2 months ago

She can do both, don't be speciesist.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Was that before or after she threw away all of the M&Ms with Ws on them?

[–] InverseParallax 4 points 2 months ago

I miss her too, son.

[–] ch00f 18 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

This is coming from the people group that use "mau" as the word for cat.

[–] aaaa 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] moakley 6 points 2 months ago

Still the first scientific report, alphabetically.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Egyptians most certainly didn't use the Latin alphabet 5000 years ago, in fact noone used the Latin alphabet until more than 2000 years later. So how on earth do you come up with the transcription "aaa" and is it supposed to be pronounced a-a-a or what?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] GreenKnight23 2 points 2 months ago

can I get a Son of the Baconator with fries and a chocolate frosty?