this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2024
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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 62 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

digging into wallet ... Wait! ... who's butt? Yours or mine? ... eh shrug ... continues digging into wallet

[–] Num10ck 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] thesporkeffect 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hopefully there are still buts though?

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No yiffs, glans, or butts.

... i just myself really uncomfortable for a pun.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Bake him away, toys

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Haha vandalizing someones property when they're in an unstable living situation, lol this is so funny.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What makes you think they didn't do this themselves?

They are just advertising their business.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah, an ex of mine told me the story of a "friend", who put a tent up on a festival with a sign reading "long haired men fuck for free"

There was a fucking line outside the tent

So yeah, why not, if it's consensual.
Still, the hygienics are probably questionable...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Name one person prostituting for $5 that is in a stable living situation.

[–] comador 15 points 2 months ago

Free STD with every purchase!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

The old Subway jingle is now playing in my head.

[–] ladicius 8 points 2 months ago

Toilet paper? Is the 5 monies for a single roll or for a complete pack?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

You have to sing it like the subway commercial.

[–] Lexam 4 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The orange tent is like the butt stuff version of a blue light special!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

What's our secret? Low overhead! And we pass the savings on to you, our valued customer!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I hope they spend their butt money on grammar school 'cause they put the dollar sign after the amount

[–] QProphecy 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)