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[–] BenFranklinsDick 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

How the fuck are you supposed to sell black market cheese anyways?

Some sketchy guy in the Home Depot parking lot?

"Hey kid, you want some artisanal cheese?"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

You can reintroduce into the supply chain through a distributor. This has organized crime written all over it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] RagingRobot 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Would you like your crime with pepperoni? Veggies? A Combo perhaps? I hear basil is quite tasty!!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

You slide a 50 in a mailslot, and a bike carrier makes a clandestine wedge drop to you in the park

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Think their boss meant the other sort of cheddar.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not sure about the UK, but I think the price of cheese in Australia is highway robbery. Does that count?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

The price of every-fucking-thing in Australia is highway robbery ... and that highway is a toll road too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

This feels like a Dortmunder heist, did anyone check the lorry refrigeration?

[–] [email protected] -4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"High value",

"Cheddar"

Choose one.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Found the yank thinking their yellow plastic and cheddar are the same thing