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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Open a pizza parlor.

[–] RagingRobot 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's cheese laundering!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Would you like your crime with pepperoni? Veggies? A Combo perhaps? I hear basil is quite tasty!!!