this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2024
50 points (100.0% liked)
Offbeat
1288 readers
28 users here now
The world is a weird place filled with even weirder news.
Post your funny, weird, strange, or quirky news stories here!
Lemmy.ca Rules
- No bigotry - including racism, sexism, ableism, homophobia, transphobia, or xenophobia.
- Be respectful. Everyone should feel welcome here.
- No porn.
- No Ads / Spamming.
Community Rules
- No editorialized titles
- No satire news sites (The Beaverton, The Onion, etc...)
- No politics
- Submissions must be no older than 2 months (i.e. the article should be "recent" news)
Similar Communities
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
How the fuck are you supposed to sell black market cheese anyways?
Some sketchy guy in the Home Depot parking lot?
"Hey kid, you want some artisanal cheese?"
You can reintroduce into the supply chain through a distributor. This has organized crime written all over it.
You slide a 50 in a mailslot, and a bike carrier makes a clandestine wedge drop to you in the park
Open a pizza parlor.
That's cheese laundering!
Would you like your crime with pepperoni? Veggies? A Combo perhaps? I hear basil is quite tasty!!!