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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Bad idea, this would just save the enemy missles.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Zulu 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This comment is so underrated its Untersee

[–] SkunkWorkz 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Skymt 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

People say this like it's a bad thing...

Kind regards

Confused golfer.

[–] PugJesus 67 points 1 week ago

Submarines re-invented by NCD

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

Bro just discovered submarines...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm thinking the problem might be with the pre-drowned crew 🤔

[–] M137 5 points 1 week ago

I think the pre-drowned crew in Pirates of the Caribbean did pretty well, and it's cool so I think we should go for it!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I guess we need to make them air-tight, then.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well that was terrible advice. I made the entire crew air-tight and the lazy bastards haven't moved since.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Happily bobbing on the surface 😊

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Simple, simple children. Pull up a chair. You don’t sink the ships underwater, you sink them on land! Just like the genius strategist Zakalwe , and he fought in the hell wars!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I think Russia is trying something like that

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's a Zëven Provincien Class frigate right? Looks similar to the Sachsen-class with the Smart-L on the aft tower and the bridge design, but has that gap between VLS and bridge (except for that I'd have said Sachsen-class)

Edit: just noticed the radar one the first tower and the funnel being seperated, is this a British destroyer, Type 13 something?

[–] TriflingToad 7 points 1 week ago

sumbermeme 👍

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

literally the script of tenet

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's funny about this is you absolutely can sink a submarine, if anything it's easier to do than a surface vessel.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Apparently not if you're actually trying to sink it yourself. Thats a one way ticket to getting your sub captured and placed in a large museum where people can witness your failure for generations to come.

Just ask the Germans.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

On the other hand, the Russians lost one because the captain didn't know how the toilet worked.

[–] DaddleDew 5 points 1 week ago

Daring class destroyer. For the two people on the whole internet who were wondering.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Boats get covered with water when hit by missiles, therefore we need to get rid of all the water to handle that exception