U boat, bro?
this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2024
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This comment is so underrated its Untersee
It’s sub-par though
People say this like it's a bad thing...
Kind regards
Confused golfer.
Submarines re-invented by NCD
Bro just discovered submarines...
I'm thinking the problem might be with the pre-drowned crew 🤔
I think the pre-drowned crew in Pirates of the Caribbean did pretty well, and it's cool so I think we should go for it!
I guess we need to make them air-tight, then.
Well that was terrible advice. I made the entire crew air-tight and the lazy bastards haven't moved since.
Happily bobbing on the surface 😊
Simple, simple children. Pull up a chair. You don’t sink the ships underwater, you sink them on land! Just like the genius strategist Zakalwe , and he fought in the hell wars!
I think Russia is trying something like that
That's a Zëven Provincien Class frigate right? Looks similar to the Sachsen-class with the Smart-L on the aft tower and the bridge design, but has that gap between VLS and bridge (except for that I'd have said Sachsen-class)
Edit: just noticed the radar one the first tower and the funnel being seperated, is this a British destroyer, Type 13 something?
sumbermeme 👍
literally the script of tenet
What's funny about this is you absolutely can sink a submarine, if anything it's easier to do than a surface vessel.
Apparently not if you're actually trying to sink it yourself. Thats a one way ticket to getting your sub captured and placed in a large museum where people can witness your failure for generations to come.
Just ask the Germans.
On the other hand, the Russians lost one because the captain didn't know how the toilet worked.
Daring class destroyer. For the two people on the whole internet who were wondering.
Boats get covered with water when hit by missiles, therefore we need to get rid of all the water to handle that exception
Bad idea, this would just save the enemy missles.