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Spooky ๐Ÿ‘ป Halloween ๐ŸŽƒ Dark ๐Ÿฆ‡ Horror ๐Ÿ”ช Memes

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[โ€“] rob_t_firefly 8 points 1 month ago

I think I read that fanfic.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They don't have a jolly rancher in the middle, do they?

[โ€“] capt_wolf 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Jesus... Even here on Lemmy that story haunts us...๐Ÿคฎ

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It just kinda lodges way in the back, ya know? Drops out when you least expect it. Seemed festive to mention it, though. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคช๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ‘ป

[โ€“] Gradually_Adjusting 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This sounds profoundly un-wholesome. I'm dying to know more.

[โ€“] capt_wolf 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

If you're absolutely sure, Google jolly rancher story. It's the first thing to pop up. Giving you ample warning... It's not something you can just unread. There used to be a whole list of copypastas like it. Some things are better left unfound.

[โ€“] Gradually_Adjusting 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It's not the worst I've read, but it's definitely an all-timer.

[โ€“] capt_wolf 2 points 1 month ago

It's definitely no coconut story, or the one with hole in the wall, or even the dumpster maggot one...

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hol' up. Do you not know of the Jolly Rancher?

[โ€“] Gradually_Adjusting 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Happy Halloween, youngin'!

[โ€“] Konstant 2 points 1 month ago

Glad I consciously never read that

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I know I shouldn't but... What story?

Edit: I googled it and I was expecting worse. Still not safe for life

[โ€“] capt_wolf 2 points 1 month ago

I mentioned it in one of my other replies. Google jolly rancher story, but don't say I didn't warn you.

[โ€“] Mango 2 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Hope it's better than that awful cereal.

[โ€“] Sanctus 1 points 1 month ago

They're pretty good

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

you've been sexualizing wednesday addams? i won't even suggest horny jail because I'm sure your world is a hell of your own making

[โ€“] randomdeadguy 2 points 1 month ago

thank you, yes

[โ€“] stoicmaverick 1 points 1 month ago

Ya. Why? Who do you fantasize about?